Well, well, well, this is the last day to vote on which crazy conspiracy person you think i am. Well looks like i can call this one most of you voted that i am indeed a real Mad Scientist. I hope this clears up some confusion and doubt some of you skeptics may have had. In other news i released Santa yesterday and i have written a full report on my findings in Popular Evil Science Weekly, and Unethical breakthroughs Today.
I have recently completed my own particle accelerator even larger and more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland. The first results seam promising, for 1/20,000 of a second i have ripped a hole in space-time and i was able to photograph an image of a parallel universe! Here is a picture for proof, my collider is on the top left.