Back in the day

Well, Well, Well, the other day I was cleaning out a corner of my basement to make room for a new shipment of cadavers and I found some old film. This is one of my close colleagues performing one of the first DNA related experiments. At that time I was only his apprentice so I am working the camera in this. Enjoy this historical scientific footage.

Since then I have repeated the technique in combining animals and humans and I have created several spider-men and a beetle-man. It is important to note that this experiment was performed before the Spiderman Franchise and all spider-human mutants are copywrited under Dr. Zamboni the Mad Scientist LLC. The title is Mad Science gone wrong, because he killed the “spider-man” instead of letting it terrorize the village. He later expressed to me this was one of his greatest regrets.

My Universe

Well, well, well, this is the last day to vote on which crazy conspiracy person you think i am. Well looks like i can call this one most of you voted that i am indeed a real Mad Scientist. I hope this clears up some confusion and doubt some of you skeptics may have had. In other news i released Santa yesterday and i have written a full report on my findings in Popular Evil Science Weekly, and Unethical breakthroughs Today.
I have recently completed my own particle accelerator even larger and more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland. The first results seam promising, for 1/20,000 of a second i have ripped a hole in space-time and i was able to photograph an image of a parallel universe! Here is a picture for proof, my collider is on the top left.

Kidnapped!

Well, Well, Well, I did it, I kidnapped Santa Clause! Just as I told you I would back in July. I did this for for two reasons: one, I Dr. Zamboni is a mad evil scientist, and I want to find out how he does what he does. That jolly old elf has been sliding down chimneys, entering people's homes, and traveling the entire globe in one night. He is obviously using some sort of advanced scientific device and I will find out what it is and use it to control the worlds population! Well don't you worry your stockings will get filled this year because I have decided not to cancel Christmas, if he refuses to reveal his secrets by the 25th I will Simply accompany him and observe his sneaky little secrets. Here is proof, a video of my henchman kidnapping Santa at his North Pole residence.

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Band

Well, i saw this on the Internet video place and i thought i should set the record straight. I did this about ten years ago except my robots played Slavic Polka and shot lasers out of their eyes. Sorry i didn't record them, they broke up before i got the chance.

Thanksgiving

Well, Well, Well, Thanksgiving is just around the corner. I know your surprised Mad Scientists celebrate Thanksgiving, especially when the country they live in doesn't even celebrate it. Well I know I am thankful for my evil intelligence, and I am thankful that I can create a henchman or lab tech whenever I want. I however, will have the biggest turkey for Thanksgiving because I have genetically modified it, oh just kidding all turkeys now are modified, what i really did to make it 189 lbs was I built a machine that can enlarge the molecules using microwaves. Well it is not exactly perfected yet, i went through quite a number of turkeys before I stopped burning them, the frequency has to be just right. The turkey grew so fast Igor didn't have time to get his head out of the machine after placing the turkey in there and in the process his face was implanted in to the growing turkey. I figured we can just eat around him. In the future i hope to post some of my technical drawings and manuscripts so you can try this stuff at home!

Scientist

Well, well, well, i have been thinking about the modern scientists and all of their ventures to do stuff like cure cancer and make new phones that are smarter than you, and i realized the difference between them and me is that i like to have fun and they want to help people and get credit for the next big thing that people "need". here is an example of one guy who has the potential to be a really great Mad Scientist.

I will Multiply

Well, Well, Well, This week I have been experimenting with genetic engineering and i have increased my own IQ by 38%. My clone babies will be the first super humans genetically altered. I guess they won't exactly be clones of me by other than increased intellect they will be the same mad scientist i am. There are a total of two of them now, one five and the other just stared developing a spine. I plan on producing one every five years so i will become my own lab staff and the crazy Dr. Zamboni will live on for ever! Muhaahaahahaaa!!
On a slightly less devious note I recently returned from the past in which i made Texas part of the United States. The alternate reality is complicated but lets just say Texas was ignoring UN sanctions.