My Cousin

Well, since my last post i have mostly been developing new weapons systems like a rail gun and a voice activated missile launcher. you may be wondering were i get my money for these projects and the answer is in two parts. First of all i was born to a rich Lord in the dark Transylvanian forest, second i sell some of my inventions to extraterrestrials and to sinister organizations. If you wish to make a purchase leave a comment below. My wizard cousin unexpectedly dropped in my castle, as wizards always do. Every time he visits we always get into the age old argument about which is more powerful, magic or science. this always ends in very destructive demonstrations on the peasant village and we admit we are both evil and powerful.

Star Trek

Well, If you are reading this and you still haven't voted about me you only have 3 more days. I have been a very busy mad scientist lately, i think i got all the bugs out of my dooms day device so the last day should go off without a problem. Igor, my hunch-back assistant has been beginning some of his own experiments with fusion lately. I encourage my pets to excel in the scientific community, by doing their own experiments so they feel they have a purpose and i usually get the credit for it anyway. Even in the far reaches of the dark woods of Transylvania i have heard of the new Star Trek movie, now i haven't seen it yet but i do know one thing and that is the technology is very primitive compared to what i have been able to accomplish in by lab. Today we would be exploring the far reaches of the Galaxy if i wasn't crazy and shared my knowledge with the world. I do agree with on thing in Star Trek, for those who read this blog, "Live long and prosper." (until i activate my dooms day device!) ha ha ah.

Paper Work!

Well, I know i haven't posted in a long time but the lab work and the paper work you need to fill out just destroy the world is a bother. Sadly i can't seem to get a countdown that works so if you know of one leave a comment, ironic i can create a black hole generator but i can't create a simple countdown for its activation. Maybe i will let you know before i destroy the world, i'll give you plenty of notice, one or two hours should be plenty of time to prepare for death. The aliens finally went back to were they came from, though they told me they will be back for more onions.

The end is near!

Well, i haven't posted in a few days but you readers know what it is like being a scientist, well maybe you don't, but i am a mad scientist so that takes up even more time because i have to be evil, crazy and scientific! Well i have been working on a device so ingenious, so sinister so, evil and insane that only the strongest stoic Volkin will only scream at the thought of it.
I'm talking about a dooms day device! Yes you read it right yesterday i completed my black hole projector that will transform the earth and surrounding planets into a giant black hole! At this point you probably don't believe me or you are running to Church. Don't be too alarmed it will take some time before the machine gathers enough mass and energy to acutely detonate, i have placed a count down clock on the sidebar for your convenunce. I guess i will invent some sort of device to save myself, some of my creations and of course you followers.

i

Well, no one has commented on the question i had about capitalizing my "I"s so i have decided a mad scientist is not a writer nor is he an English nut, i decided to not capitalize any "i"s. The aliens are still living in my basement and i don't think they are planing to leave any time soon. The first reason for this is what i told you about a few posts ago, they love Kool Aid and onions, their new found love of earth is a computer game they bought called Call of Duty 4. I often visit them to discus the mysteries of the universe by they are too busy playing COD 4 or watching YouTube videos, this all makes me realize these are the things our planet should be proud of, not going to the moon or curing diseases, but finding new ways to spend money to have fun or creating a way to watch some one do some thing stupid from the other side of the world. I am a mad scientist and i don't mean to put down science but no one really cares about science unless it leads to an entertaining invention.

I or i?

Well, i see that I have coerced another follower. in this posting I am capitalizing every other i, because i am torn between laziness and proper gramer, do you readers think I should capitalize every i or not? the Destructo Bunny is not finished yet because my carnivorous plant is growing too fast for me to keep up feeding it (I don't think i should tell you what, I mean who i am feeding it). I guess i will have to throw it into the enviromet so it can reproduce uncontrolled in the wild. What is up with all of these scientsit, and he general public now turning "green"? The Destructo Bunny may not be the answer to global domination after all, because the entire world doesn't celebrate Easter and they won't understand why it's pink and holding colorful grenades in a basket. I then thought i will have to make a lot of killer robots each appealing to a specific culture so they can relate and be terrified, but i can't think of a robot for the Star Wars fans, I mean they would be awed at the sight of it and they will take it's picture and then fight it with a plastic light saber. Global domiation will have to wait.

Easter

Well yestrday was what you people call Easter. I am a mad scientist so i spent my day programing Destructo Bunny Destroyer of Worlds. I does not quite work yet it is only destroying eggs and shooting at the children outside looking for Easter Eggs. Eventually i hope it will terrorize the entire free world and civilization will be at my evil knees begging for the mercy of a quick death. Don't worry if you are a follower of this blog you will be allowed to govern the slaves of my new empire, ha ha hahah! Igor will of course be my right hand slave. Well I shouldn't plan too far ahead most of my evil plans have failed, but one day you will all see!! I know not everyone celebrates Easter so I will build a destrucato pineapple, i think that is non bias enough.