Quincy

Well, Icould not post what I did the last few days because my Frankenstein monster ataked destroying the modem of my computer and he ate the speakers. I named him Quincy. It and my computer are working now because Iam a mad scientist after all. My giant man eating plant is growing slowly but surely, Iam feeding it chickens now. the aliens are starting to grow restless and Iam afraid they will leave soon, so if you have any questions for them about the infinite knowledge of the universe you should ask it in the comments below. There are some school children here that wondered in to the dark woods near my castle and now the are playing with some of my experimates and mutain mosters, I should have counted them when they came in so I would know if my monsters' calorie intake.

Plant

Well, if you look to the right you should notice a zombie, oh i mean Google search, you can now search the web from the comfort of my creepy science blog. I don't mean to commercialize my blog; i mean i don't even watch TV, i live in a castle Frankenstein and Dracula once called home. The cable guy won't come for some reason. I still can't believe that no one is interested in the infinite knowledge of the universe, and if you have no idea what I'm talking about than you haven't read my previous blogs or you forgot about it and you should try some of my memory potion. you can also vote about me on the side bar, not that i care what you think about me but I'm wondering who voted for "i love him". Well now on to the science of the day, i have made significant progress on a man eating carnivorous plant. It is still small and only eats small rodents but i believe with some widely advertised brand of plant growth food it will grow. This remides me of a movie and show about a similar subject, I don't think i could teach it to sing. Igor is still elecricuting the half living corpes, nobody wants to die but once you die you don't want to come back.

Kool Aid and Onions

Well, i know i missed a day yesterday but Igor and i were digging in cemeteries and graveyards (yes there is a difference) all day. It was a productive day, most of the cadavers we liberated in the name of science proved to be use able. Ahh i can not think with that noise. Oh i guess you can't hear it from were you live, unless you live in Transylvania, well it is the sound of a half living corps being slowly electrified by jumper cables connected to an 85' Caprice Classic. Yeah we modern mad scientists don't do the lightning storm thing. It should be alive and terrorizing the local village by Monday. The aliens i told you about are doing well they like Kool Aid and Onions!? I can't believe no one has asked me any questions to ask the aliens, i mean they have unlocked the secrets of the universe. Tell every one you know to visit this blog!

I'm back!

Well i see that my assistant Igor thought i died yesterday and left a post. what actually happened was this: i have been trying to build a time machine for quite some time and i realized the secret lies in a combination of a household microwave and fusion based wormhole. i don't want to tell you too much because you may sell my secret, i never tell any one my discoveries unless i would be destroying a small village or the earth with it. I spent the last few hours yesterday living 200 years in the future. I was there about two weeks, a nice vacation without losing any time! the future is over rated, I'll just leave it at that. I don't plan on visiting the past unless i build a portable machine and take it with me. I have actually been to the past in the future because i left my self a note saying i had something to do with the Manhattan project and some ship called the Titanic. If you have any questions about 2209 or the alien just leave a comment.

April

Dr. Zamboni was tragickly killed in a freak microwave accident. There is no post today.

aliens!

Well i have successfully contacted extra terrestrial life. I know what you are thinking why doesn't the media and the government know about it. well i did not tell them, that's why, i did not tell them because they told me the last time they contacted earthlings the government shot at them and hid them in a top secret base. Well now we plot revenge together and the U.S. Air Force will be put in a jar in an alien laboratory, ha ha ha haaa! I'm sure you have a picture in your mined what you think the aliens look like but your wrong, it looks nothing like a traditional alien. The movies, posters and even the YouTube videos that show you what "aliens" look like, are all government propaganda designed to disguise the true form of extra terrestrial life. They have unlocked the secrets of the universe and given me weapons so terribly inhumane and destructive nations will bow at my feet at the very mention of it. Here are some snap shots of the fearsome geniuses, don’t look if you are the government.

TT

Well i see i have coerced a follower. I'm not shore what TT means but i guess my assistant Igor has a strange name too. i know i have threatened to destroy the earth unless some one follows my blog, but being evil is too much fun. The dooms day device is in full production and it should be available at a store near you by Christmas.
Today was an uneventful day in the lab. It is Monday so i didn’t fell much like unleashing terrible mutant beast on peasant villages. Oh i had to stop typing there for a minute, my cat Tiny was trying to eat the dragon again, It's under control now. Last night an angry mob showed up at my door and i thought i was in real trouble. I turns out Igor hobbled out of Foggy Lake Dinner with out leaving a tip. He never was too good at math after the first accident..... or was it the sixth, i am not shore. Well that is about all the news for this blog, don't forget to vote and become a follower like TT.