The end is near!

Well, i haven't posted in a few days but you readers know what it is like being a scientist, well maybe you don't, but i am a mad scientist so that takes up even more time because i have to be evil, crazy and scientific! Well i have been working on a device so ingenious, so sinister so, evil and insane that only the strongest stoic Volkin will only scream at the thought of it.
I'm talking about a dooms day device! Yes you read it right yesterday i completed my black hole projector that will transform the earth and surrounding planets into a giant black hole! At this point you probably don't believe me or you are running to Church. Don't be too alarmed it will take some time before the machine gathers enough mass and energy to acutely detonate, i have placed a count down clock on the sidebar for your convenunce. I guess i will invent some sort of device to save myself, some of my creations and of course you followers.

i

Well, no one has commented on the question i had about capitalizing my "I"s so i have decided a mad scientist is not a writer nor is he an English nut, i decided to not capitalize any "i"s. The aliens are still living in my basement and i don't think they are planing to leave any time soon. The first reason for this is what i told you about a few posts ago, they love Kool Aid and onions, their new found love of earth is a computer game they bought called Call of Duty 4. I often visit them to discus the mysteries of the universe by they are too busy playing COD 4 or watching YouTube videos, this all makes me realize these are the things our planet should be proud of, not going to the moon or curing diseases, but finding new ways to spend money to have fun or creating a way to watch some one do some thing stupid from the other side of the world. I am a mad scientist and i don't mean to put down science but no one really cares about science unless it leads to an entertaining invention.

I or i?

Well, i see that I have coerced another follower. in this posting I am capitalizing every other i, because i am torn between laziness and proper gramer, do you readers think I should capitalize every i or not? the Destructo Bunny is not finished yet because my carnivorous plant is growing too fast for me to keep up feeding it (I don't think i should tell you what, I mean who i am feeding it). I guess i will have to throw it into the enviromet so it can reproduce uncontrolled in the wild. What is up with all of these scientsit, and he general public now turning "green"? The Destructo Bunny may not be the answer to global domination after all, because the entire world doesn't celebrate Easter and they won't understand why it's pink and holding colorful grenades in a basket. I then thought i will have to make a lot of killer robots each appealing to a specific culture so they can relate and be terrified, but i can't think of a robot for the Star Wars fans, I mean they would be awed at the sight of it and they will take it's picture and then fight it with a plastic light saber. Global domiation will have to wait.

Easter

Well yestrday was what you people call Easter. I am a mad scientist so i spent my day programing Destructo Bunny Destroyer of Worlds. I does not quite work yet it is only destroying eggs and shooting at the children outside looking for Easter Eggs. Eventually i hope it will terrorize the entire free world and civilization will be at my evil knees begging for the mercy of a quick death. Don't worry if you are a follower of this blog you will be allowed to govern the slaves of my new empire, ha ha hahah! Igor will of course be my right hand slave. Well I shouldn't plan too far ahead most of my evil plans have failed, but one day you will all see!! I know not everyone celebrates Easter so I will build a destrucato pineapple, i think that is non bias enough.

Quincy

Well, Icould not post what I did the last few days because my Frankenstein monster ataked destroying the modem of my computer and he ate the speakers. I named him Quincy. It and my computer are working now because Iam a mad scientist after all. My giant man eating plant is growing slowly but surely, Iam feeding it chickens now. the aliens are starting to grow restless and Iam afraid they will leave soon, so if you have any questions for them about the infinite knowledge of the universe you should ask it in the comments below. There are some school children here that wondered in to the dark woods near my castle and now the are playing with some of my experimates and mutain mosters, I should have counted them when they came in so I would know if my monsters' calorie intake.

Plant

Well, if you look to the right you should notice a zombie, oh i mean Google search, you can now search the web from the comfort of my creepy science blog. I don't mean to commercialize my blog; i mean i don't even watch TV, i live in a castle Frankenstein and Dracula once called home. The cable guy won't come for some reason. I still can't believe that no one is interested in the infinite knowledge of the universe, and if you have no idea what I'm talking about than you haven't read my previous blogs or you forgot about it and you should try some of my memory potion. you can also vote about me on the side bar, not that i care what you think about me but I'm wondering who voted for "i love him". Well now on to the science of the day, i have made significant progress on a man eating carnivorous plant. It is still small and only eats small rodents but i believe with some widely advertised brand of plant growth food it will grow. This remides me of a movie and show about a similar subject, I don't think i could teach it to sing. Igor is still elecricuting the half living corpes, nobody wants to die but once you die you don't want to come back.

Kool Aid and Onions

Well, i know i missed a day yesterday but Igor and i were digging in cemeteries and graveyards (yes there is a difference) all day. It was a productive day, most of the cadavers we liberated in the name of science proved to be use able. Ahh i can not think with that noise. Oh i guess you can't hear it from were you live, unless you live in Transylvania, well it is the sound of a half living corps being slowly electrified by jumper cables connected to an 85' Caprice Classic. Yeah we modern mad scientists don't do the lightning storm thing. It should be alive and terrorizing the local village by Monday. The aliens i told you about are doing well they like Kool Aid and Onions!? I can't believe no one has asked me any questions to ask the aliens, i mean they have unlocked the secrets of the universe. Tell every one you know to visit this blog!

I'm back!

Well i see that my assistant Igor thought i died yesterday and left a post. what actually happened was this: i have been trying to build a time machine for quite some time and i realized the secret lies in a combination of a household microwave and fusion based wormhole. i don't want to tell you too much because you may sell my secret, i never tell any one my discoveries unless i would be destroying a small village or the earth with it. I spent the last few hours yesterday living 200 years in the future. I was there about two weeks, a nice vacation without losing any time! the future is over rated, I'll just leave it at that. I don't plan on visiting the past unless i build a portable machine and take it with me. I have actually been to the past in the future because i left my self a note saying i had something to do with the Manhattan project and some ship called the Titanic. If you have any questions about 2209 or the alien just leave a comment.

April

Dr. Zamboni was tragickly killed in a freak microwave accident. There is no post today.