Attack of the Atomic Brains

Well, well, well, i have been working with my reactor and i have discovered a way to preform a brain transplant using the power of fission.  I lowered a cadaver into my specially designed reactor and i put a dog into another chamber.  By completely immersing the dog brain in radiation.  I was able to send it through the air, in a molecular state, into the cadavers skull.  Now i have a dog with a man's body or i prefer to think of it as a man with the loyalty of a dog.  Unfortunately the dog was not house broken. I plan on switching the brains of a few of my assistants.  Imagine the chaos if the brains of a few diplomats or presidents are switched or replaced with animal brains...   Muhahahahaahaaaa