Good bye pets for now

Well well well, I know it's been a long time i have been trapped in an alternate universe.  As of now there will not been any new posts.  i have been focusing on a new blog project http://magellansinternet.blogspot.com/

Stealing my thunder

Who killed Osama Bin Laden?

Well, Well, Well, I have been doing a little organ growth myself but i haven't tried the human ear on the back of the mouse yet, now that is mad science!

Santa Claus is real

Well, Well, Well, it looks as though Christmas will not be canceled this year. If you remember last year i kidnapped Chris Kringle in a futile attempt to extract his most treasured of all his saintly secrets, How he manages to visit every house in the world in one night. This is the only scientific marvel i have yet to unearth from Santa's jolly brain. I have obviously discovered how he can make a sleigh and reindeer fly, and i have even perceived how to fit the entire world's gifts into one sac, (this is simply a stunt of interdenominational control on two similar but spacialy different locations which can appear to be in a single location, ie: the sac). So anyway i decided to tern my attention on more important matters such as creating super human genetic hybrids. Have a very hairy Christmas and a slimy New Year!

Not exactly what happened...

Well, well, well, this documentary is not entirely accurate but it is close.  I have a living corps i created in my lab and he is perfectly pleasant.

Halloween?

Well, Well, Well, I have been working very hard on my latest evil plan.  Unfortunately at this point i cannot reveal too much to you.  I can say this however the extra terrestrials are on their way!  In other news i hear it is near that time you in the U.S. call Halloween.  If what i understand of it is true it is basically a like every day at my castle.  One question, does the candy have something to do with transforming the children into monsters, ghosts, vampires, and pop icons?  I am still a little confused about this holiday.  If i was an arrogant mad scientist i would assume this holiday is a celebration of me and my friends.  Any way Igor put together a little music video for you, enjoy.

My Plan

Well well well, Business has been slow with the economy the way it is.  Super villains just aren't buying henchmen and dooms day devices like they used too.  Perhaps if i utilize this Internet thing i could sell some of my zombies and goons on the EBay place.  Enough of this mindless banter.  I will now present to you my newest evil plan to enslave the entire human race. 

 I am sill in the testing phases of the mind control nanobots, and i have yet too contact a hostile alien species willing to do this for me.  they all want the earth for themselves. I may have to wait for them to invade then i can take advantage of the situation.

p.s Followers, I am testing the nanobots in some of this years flu vaccine

My Paradox

Well, Well, Well, If you remember a few months ago i blogged about my time machine.  I decided to dust it off and try it out again.  This motivation came shortly after i noticed my future self peering at me between my electric chair and my stack of frozen cadavers.  I waved at my self and i waved back.  I said i went to the future and i came back to the wrong time so i said i would try again and i went back into the machine and disappeared.  I (in the present) remembered i wanted to go into the future to find out how my latest genetic engineering experiment turns out.  So i jumped into the time machine and i reached the future and i discovered i would have success in creating a flying monkey (like in the Wizard of Oz).  i went back but for some reason i came out about five minuets in the past and i emerged between my electric chair and my stack of cadavers.  I saw myself; i waved and i waved back.

Attack of the Atomic Brains

Well, well, well, i have been working with my reactor and i have discovered a way to preform a brain transplant using the power of fission.  I lowered a cadaver into my specially designed reactor and i put a dog into another chamber.  By completely immersing the dog brain in radiation.  I was able to send it through the air, in a molecular state, into the cadavers skull.  Now i have a dog with a man's body or i prefer to think of it as a man with the loyalty of a dog.  Unfortunately the dog was not house broken. I plan on switching the brains of a few of my assistants.  Imagine the chaos if the brains of a few diplomats or presidents are switched or replaced with animal brains...   Muhahahahaahaaaa

Unlimited Power!

Well, well, well, i thought i should take some time to share the events of my most recent experiments.  My most exciting break through is a sustained fusion reaction from which i can create an unlimited source of power. This is particularly helpful when bringing a Frankenstein monster to life. I will no longer have to make Igor hoist it up through the roof on a stormy night and hope for a lighting strike.  The Fusion reactor is also helpful considering the electric company refused to run power lines through the Black Forest and up to a castle. this may be because it is always night or they may have heard the stories of the post man's truck being chased by werewolves.  Before i always had to harvest power from lighting or i took car batteries from the abandoned cars along the side of the road through the Black Forrest.  For some reason most travelers have their cars break down  in the Black Forrest when a full moon is out or during a thunder storm. If you are ever driving through the Black Forrest, when your car breaks down just walk up to my castle and you can stay there for the night, in return you get to help me out with some of my experiments; at the fork in the road go to the left castle it says "Dr. Zamboni Mad Scientist" on the mail box. To the right is Dracula's Castle.

Back in the day

Well, Well, Well, the other day I was cleaning out a corner of my basement to make room for a new shipment of cadavers and I found some old film. This is one of my close colleagues performing one of the first DNA related experiments. At that time I was only his apprentice so I am working the camera in this. Enjoy this historical scientific footage.

Since then I have repeated the technique in combining animals and humans and I have created several spider-men and a beetle-man. It is important to note that this experiment was performed before the Spiderman Franchise and all spider-human mutants are copywrited under Dr. Zamboni the Mad Scientist LLC. The title is Mad Science gone wrong, because he killed the “spider-man” instead of letting it terrorize the village. He later expressed to me this was one of his greatest regrets.

My Universe

Well, well, well, this is the last day to vote on which crazy conspiracy person you think i am. Well looks like i can call this one most of you voted that i am indeed a real Mad Scientist. I hope this clears up some confusion and doubt some of you skeptics may have had. In other news i released Santa yesterday and i have written a full report on my findings in Popular Evil Science Weekly, and Unethical breakthroughs Today.
I have recently completed my own particle accelerator even larger and more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland. The first results seam promising, for 1/20,000 of a second i have ripped a hole in space-time and i was able to photograph an image of a parallel universe! Here is a picture for proof, my collider is on the top left.

Kidnapped!

Well, Well, Well, I did it, I kidnapped Santa Clause! Just as I told you I would back in July. I did this for for two reasons: one, I Dr. Zamboni is a mad evil scientist, and I want to find out how he does what he does. That jolly old elf has been sliding down chimneys, entering people's homes, and traveling the entire globe in one night. He is obviously using some sort of advanced scientific device and I will find out what it is and use it to control the worlds population! Well don't you worry your stockings will get filled this year because I have decided not to cancel Christmas, if he refuses to reveal his secrets by the 25th I will Simply accompany him and observe his sneaky little secrets. Here is proof, a video of my henchman kidnapping Santa at his North Pole residence.

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Band

Well, i saw this on the Internet video place and i thought i should set the record straight. I did this about ten years ago except my robots played Slavic Polka and shot lasers out of their eyes. Sorry i didn't record them, they broke up before i got the chance.

Thanksgiving

Well, Well, Well, Thanksgiving is just around the corner. I know your surprised Mad Scientists celebrate Thanksgiving, especially when the country they live in doesn't even celebrate it. Well I know I am thankful for my evil intelligence, and I am thankful that I can create a henchman or lab tech whenever I want. I however, will have the biggest turkey for Thanksgiving because I have genetically modified it, oh just kidding all turkeys now are modified, what i really did to make it 189 lbs was I built a machine that can enlarge the molecules using microwaves. Well it is not exactly perfected yet, i went through quite a number of turkeys before I stopped burning them, the frequency has to be just right. The turkey grew so fast Igor didn't have time to get his head out of the machine after placing the turkey in there and in the process his face was implanted in to the growing turkey. I figured we can just eat around him. In the future i hope to post some of my technical drawings and manuscripts so you can try this stuff at home!

Scientist

Well, well, well, i have been thinking about the modern scientists and all of their ventures to do stuff like cure cancer and make new phones that are smarter than you, and i realized the difference between them and me is that i like to have fun and they want to help people and get credit for the next big thing that people "need". here is an example of one guy who has the potential to be a really great Mad Scientist.

I will Multiply

Well, Well, Well, This week I have been experimenting with genetic engineering and i have increased my own IQ by 38%. My clone babies will be the first super humans genetically altered. I guess they won't exactly be clones of me by other than increased intellect they will be the same mad scientist i am. There are a total of two of them now, one five and the other just stared developing a spine. I plan on producing one every five years so i will become my own lab staff and the crazy Dr. Zamboni will live on for ever! Muhaahaahahaaa!!
On a slightly less devious note I recently returned from the past in which i made Texas part of the United States. The alternate reality is complicated but lets just say Texas was ignoring UN sanctions.

Castle cooling

Well well well, i have been busy in the lab and on my perch creating and ploting. Sadly all evil, mad, scientists are neglected and we can get lonely. Don't worry or pity me because we like it this way, besides if we need a friend we can always create one! I know it sounds like i am contradicting myself but i am crazy and some times i carry out long arguments inside my head. Up here in Transylvania it does get rather hot in the summer time and everyone knows it is just about impossible to fit window units in the castle windows or install central air. The only way i can cool down is to spend time in my frozen cadaver cellar, so the next time you are hot or in your frozen cadaver cellar think of me.

X-mas is 5monts and 5days away

Well, Well, Well, if you remember back to my Easter post i told you about a giant destructo bunny i was planing to build, and then i later told you it would not work. Well i think i will kidnap Santa Clause this year! Don't worry Christmas will not be canceled i just want to do some experiments on him to find out how he does what he does. Perhaps little mined control won't hert either. Think about it, that man can go anywhere in the world in one night and sneak into every one's house without setting off the alarm! Now imagine that kind of power in the hands of an evil mad scientist like me Ha Ha Hahhh! I cant reveal any part of my plan because there are always those people out there who would try to be a hero. Christmas this year would not be any different than in the past, think of it under new management

Tell you friends (or feids) about this blog

Well Well Well, It has been a busy few days in the lab. However i still have not escaped the over excitement of Micheal Jackson's death. I mean this is too much, great people die every day and they don't get that much attention. all i have to do is mention i have tickets to his service and people would be attacking me. Every one is crying over him and wishing he was still alive but no one asks the cray blogger mad scientist to bring him back to life, do they! (it's really simple too). Well you don't want to know any more about him or any other over glorified celeb that's why you reading this blog. Unfortunately hits to this blog have been down lately, so I'd like someone to write to, if you know any one who may not hate this blog tell them to visit it. Tell you friends (or feids) about this blog.

I have been giving the universe some thought lately and i have come to one conclusion, theorist like Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein are wrong when it come to the theories about origins of the universe! I say this not because of their theories, but because they have no solid explanations. they are wrong because they have no answer that can be proven.