Wednesday, June 17, 2009

My Cousin

Well, since my last post i have mostly been developing new weapons systems like a rail gun and a voice activated missile launcher. you may be wondering were i get my money for these projects and the answer is in two parts. First of all i was born to a rich Lord in the dark Transylvanian forest, second i sell some of my inventions to extraterrestrials and to sinister organizations. If you wish to make a purchase leave a comment below. My wizard cousin unexpectedly dropped in my castle, as wizards always do. Every time he visits we always get into the age old argument about which is more powerful, magic or science. this always ends in very destructive demonstrations on the peasant village and we admit we are both evil and powerful.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Star Trek

Well, If you are reading this and you still haven't voted about me you only have 3 more days. I have been a very busy mad scientist lately, i think i got all the bugs out of my dooms day device so the last day should go off without a problem. Igor, my hunch-back assistant has been beginning some of his own experiments with fusion lately. I encourage my pets to excel in the scientific community, by doing their own experiments so they feel they have a purpose and i usually get the credit for it anyway. Even in the far reaches of the dark woods of Transylvania i have heard of the new Star Trek movie, now i haven't seen it yet but i do know one thing and that is the technology is very primitive compared to what i have been able to accomplish in by lab. Today we would be exploring the far reaches of the Galaxy if i wasn't crazy and shared my knowledge with the world. I do agree with on thing in Star Trek, for those who read this blog, "Live long and prosper." (until i activate my dooms day device!) ha ha ah.