Santa Claus is real

Well, Well, Well, it looks as though Christmas will not be canceled this year. If you remember last year i kidnapped Chris Kringle in a futile attempt to extract his most treasured of all his saintly secrets, How he manages to visit every house in the world in one night. This is the only scientific marvel i have yet to unearth from Santa's jolly brain. I have obviously discovered how he can make a sleigh and reindeer fly, and i have even perceived how to fit the entire world's gifts into one sac, (this is simply a stunt of interdenominational control on two similar but spacialy different locations which can appear to be in a single location, ie: the sac). So anyway i decided to tern my attention on more important matters such as creating super human genetic hybrids. Have a very hairy Christmas and a slimy New Year!

Not exactly what happened...

Well, well, well, this documentary is not entirely accurate but it is close.  I have a living corps i created in my lab and he is perfectly pleasant.

Halloween?

Well, Well, Well, I have been working very hard on my latest evil plan.  Unfortunately at this point i cannot reveal too much to you.  I can say this however the extra terrestrials are on their way!  In other news i hear it is near that time you in the U.S. call Halloween.  If what i understand of it is true it is basically a like every day at my castle.  One question, does the candy have something to do with transforming the children into monsters, ghosts, vampires, and pop icons?  I am still a little confused about this holiday.  If i was an arrogant mad scientist i would assume this holiday is a celebration of me and my friends.  Any way Igor put together a little music video for you, enjoy.

My Plan

Well well well, Business has been slow with the economy the way it is.  Super villains just aren't buying henchmen and dooms day devices like they used too.  Perhaps if i utilize this Internet thing i could sell some of my zombies and goons on the EBay place.  Enough of this mindless banter.  I will now present to you my newest evil plan to enslave the entire human race. 

 I am sill in the testing phases of the mind control nanobots, and i have yet too contact a hostile alien species willing to do this for me.  they all want the earth for themselves. I may have to wait for them to invade then i can take advantage of the situation.

p.s Followers, I am testing the nanobots in some of this years flu vaccine

My Paradox

Well, Well, Well, If you remember a few months ago i blogged about my time machine.  I decided to dust it off and try it out again.  This motivation came shortly after i noticed my future self peering at me between my electric chair and my stack of frozen cadavers.  I waved at my self and i waved back.  I said i went to the future and i came back to the wrong time so i said i would try again and i went back into the machine and disappeared.  I (in the present) remembered i wanted to go into the future to find out how my latest genetic engineering experiment turns out.  So i jumped into the time machine and i reached the future and i discovered i would have success in creating a flying monkey (like in the Wizard of Oz).  i went back but for some reason i came out about five minuets in the past and i emerged between my electric chair and my stack of cadavers.  I saw myself; i waved and i waved back.

Attack of the Atomic Brains

Well, well, well, i have been working with my reactor and i have discovered a way to preform a brain transplant using the power of fission.  I lowered a cadaver into my specially designed reactor and i put a dog into another chamber.  By completely immersing the dog brain in radiation.  I was able to send it through the air, in a molecular state, into the cadavers skull.  Now i have a dog with a man's body or i prefer to think of it as a man with the loyalty of a dog.  Unfortunately the dog was not house broken. I plan on switching the brains of a few of my assistants.  Imagine the chaos if the brains of a few diplomats or presidents are switched or replaced with animal brains...   Muhahahahaahaaaa

Unlimited Power!

Well, well, well, i thought i should take some time to share the events of my most recent experiments.  My most exciting break through is a sustained fusion reaction from which i can create an unlimited source of power. This is particularly helpful when bringing a Frankenstein monster to life. I will no longer have to make Igor hoist it up through the roof on a stormy night and hope for a lighting strike.  The Fusion reactor is also helpful considering the electric company refused to run power lines through the Black Forest and up to a castle. this may be because it is always night or they may have heard the stories of the post man's truck being chased by werewolves.  Before i always had to harvest power from lighting or i took car batteries from the abandoned cars along the side of the road through the Black Forrest.  For some reason most travelers have their cars break down  in the Black Forrest when a full moon is out or during a thunder storm. If you are ever driving through the Black Forrest, when your car breaks down just walk up to my castle and you can stay there for the night, in return you get to help me out with some of my experiments; at the fork in the road go to the left castle it says "Dr. Zamboni Mad Scientist" on the mail box. To the right is Dracula's Castle.

Back in the day

Well, Well, Well, the other day I was cleaning out a corner of my basement to make room for a new shipment of cadavers and I found some old film. This is one of my close colleagues performing one of the first DNA related experiments. At that time I was only his apprentice so I am working the camera in this. Enjoy this historical scientific footage.

Since then I have repeated the technique in combining animals and humans and I have created several spider-men and a beetle-man. It is important to note that this experiment was performed before the Spiderman Franchise and all spider-human mutants are copywrited under Dr. Zamboni the Mad Scientist LLC. The title is Mad Science gone wrong, because he killed the “spider-man” instead of letting it terrorize the village. He later expressed to me this was one of his greatest regrets.

My Universe

Well, well, well, this is the last day to vote on which crazy conspiracy person you think i am. Well looks like i can call this one most of you voted that i am indeed a real Mad Scientist. I hope this clears up some confusion and doubt some of you skeptics may have had. In other news i released Santa yesterday and i have written a full report on my findings in Popular Evil Science Weekly, and Unethical breakthroughs Today.
I have recently completed my own particle accelerator even larger and more powerful than the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland. The first results seam promising, for 1/20,000 of a second i have ripped a hole in space-time and i was able to photograph an image of a parallel universe! Here is a picture for proof, my collider is on the top left.