Castle cooling

Well well well, i have been busy in the lab and on my perch creating and ploting. Sadly all evil, mad, scientists are neglected and we can get lonely. Don't worry or pity me because we like it this way, besides if we need a friend we can always create one! I know it sounds like i am contradicting myself but i am crazy and some times i carry out long arguments inside my head. Up here in Transylvania it does get rather hot in the summer time and everyone knows it is just about impossible to fit window units in the castle windows or install central air. The only way i can cool down is to spend time in my frozen cadaver cellar, so the next time you are hot or in your frozen cadaver cellar think of me.