Well well well, Business has been slow with the economy the way it is. Super villains just aren't buying henchmen and dooms day devices like they used too. Perhaps if i utilize this Internet thing i could sell some of my zombies and goons on the EBay place. Enough of this mindless banter. I will now present to you my newest evil plan to enslave the entire human race.

p.s Followers, I am testing the nanobots in some of this years flu vaccine