Well, i haven't posted in a few days but you readers know what it is like being a scientist, well maybe you don't, but i am a mad scientist so that takes up even more time because i have to be evil, crazy and scientific! Well i have been working on a device so ingenious, so sinister so, evil and insane that only the strongest stoic Volkin will only scream at the thought of it.
I'm talking about a dooms day device! Yes you read it right yesterday i completed my black hole projector that will transform the earth and surrounding planets into a giant black hole! At this point you probably don't believe me or you are running to Church. Don't be too alarmed it will take some time before the machine gathers enough mass and energy to acutely detonate, i have placed a count down clock on the sidebar for your convenunce. I guess i will invent some sort of device to save myself, some of my creations and of course you followers.
