I'm back!

Well i see that my assistant Igor thought i died yesterday and left a post. what actually happened was this: i have been trying to build a time machine for quite some time and i realized the secret lies in a combination of a household microwave and fusion based wormhole. i don't want to tell you too much because you may sell my secret, i never tell any one my discoveries unless i would be destroying a small village or the earth with it. I spent the last few hours yesterday living 200 years in the future. I was there about two weeks, a nice vacation without losing any time! the future is over rated, I'll just leave it at that. I don't plan on visiting the past unless i build a portable machine and take it with me. I have actually been to the past in the future because i left my self a note saying i had something to do with the Manhattan project and some ship called the Titanic. If you have any questions about 2209 or the alien just leave a comment.