Kool Aid and Onions

Well, i know i missed a day yesterday but Igor and i were digging in cemeteries and graveyards (yes there is a difference) all day. It was a productive day, most of the cadavers we liberated in the name of science proved to be use able. Ahh i can not think with that noise. Oh i guess you can't hear it from were you live, unless you live in Transylvania, well it is the sound of a half living corps being slowly electrified by jumper cables connected to an 85' Caprice Classic. Yeah we modern mad scientists don't do the lightning storm thing. It should be alive and terrorizing the local village by Monday. The aliens i told you about are doing well they like Kool Aid and Onions!? I can't believe no one has asked me any questions to ask the aliens, i mean they have unlocked the secrets of the universe. Tell every one you know to visit this blog!

I'm back!

Well i see that my assistant Igor thought i died yesterday and left a post. what actually happened was this: i have been trying to build a time machine for quite some time and i realized the secret lies in a combination of a household microwave and fusion based wormhole. i don't want to tell you too much because you may sell my secret, i never tell any one my discoveries unless i would be destroying a small village or the earth with it. I spent the last few hours yesterday living 200 years in the future. I was there about two weeks, a nice vacation without losing any time! the future is over rated, I'll just leave it at that. I don't plan on visiting the past unless i build a portable machine and take it with me. I have actually been to the past in the future because i left my self a note saying i had something to do with the Manhattan project and some ship called the Titanic. If you have any questions about 2209 or the alien just leave a comment.

April

Dr. Zamboni was tragickly killed in a freak microwave accident. There is no post today.

aliens!

Well i have successfully contacted extra terrestrial life. I know what you are thinking why doesn't the media and the government know about it. well i did not tell them, that's why, i did not tell them because they told me the last time they contacted earthlings the government shot at them and hid them in a top secret base. Well now we plot revenge together and the U.S. Air Force will be put in a jar in an alien laboratory, ha ha ha haaa! I'm sure you have a picture in your mined what you think the aliens look like but your wrong, it looks nothing like a traditional alien. The movies, posters and even the YouTube videos that show you what "aliens" look like, are all government propaganda designed to disguise the true form of extra terrestrial life. They have unlocked the secrets of the universe and given me weapons so terribly inhumane and destructive nations will bow at my feet at the very mention of it. Here are some snap shots of the fearsome geniuses, don’t look if you are the government.

TT

Well i see i have coerced a follower. I'm not shore what TT means but i guess my assistant Igor has a strange name too. i know i have threatened to destroy the earth unless some one follows my blog, but being evil is too much fun. The dooms day device is in full production and it should be available at a store near you by Christmas.
Today was an uneventful day in the lab. It is Monday so i didn’t fell much like unleashing terrible mutant beast on peasant villages. Oh i had to stop typing there for a minute, my cat Tiny was trying to eat the dragon again, It's under control now. Last night an angry mob showed up at my door and i thought i was in real trouble. I turns out Igor hobbled out of Foggy Lake Dinner with out leaving a tip. He never was too good at math after the first accident..... or was it the sixth, i am not shore. Well that is about all the news for this blog, don't forget to vote and become a follower like TT.

Well well well

Well, well, well, i see no one has made successful contact with me on this blog, i grow impatient and you probably do not know what mad scientists do when they grow impatient, they begin work on a dooms day device, haa haa haah! well i told you last post that i had a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde experiment in progress, i works pretty much like it did in the book except i only turn into Dr. Jekyll when i drink the stuff and it only lasts about 20 minutes. i put some in my neighbors well and it wasn't long before he was terrorizing small children and not leaving tips! i gave some to my chickens and they started Hillary Clinton and Obama impersonations. I suppose you all are wondering if i have the classic Frankenstein project in my lab, well the truth is that i have made several attempts but one cadaver is ever good enough so i end up sewing 4 or 7 parts together and it does not work out well or even look good so i take it apart and try again. the storeys make it seem like putting life into the thing is the hard part but it isn't, now a days you just plug en in and download a basic life program and it's alive. The hard part is getting the body parts to fit together and getting that Frankenstein's monster personality just right. when an is some one reads this leave a comment and let me know what you think. and don't forget to check out my other blog: Common Cold Remedies.

again

well here is day two, i see no one left a comment and i guess no one even read the last post. I don't like to make threats but unless people start reading my blog, being a mad scientist, i will obliterate th universe in 458 months 24764 hours and 12 seconds!! well on a hppieer note to day i geneticly altered a mouses DNA and it should begin to develope goldfish scales. this breakthrough made my week but unfortunetly i do not belive it will have any efect on the course of the universe or perpetual motion. My pet ox ran in to the dark woods and i havent seen him yet. i hope crazy willy is not out of his cage.... he already ate three of my ells in my moat the last time he got out. that is all the new today tomarrow i may tell you about by Dr. Jekel and Mr. Hyde experimate.