X-mas is 5monts and 5days away

Well, Well, Well, if you remember back to my Easter post i told you about a giant destructo bunny i was planing to build, and then i later told you it would not work. Well i think i will kidnap Santa Clause this year! Don't worry Christmas will not be canceled i just want to do some experiments on him to find out how he does what he does. Perhaps little mined control won't hert either. Think about it, that man can go anywhere in the world in one night and sneak into every one's house without setting off the alarm! Now imagine that kind of power in the hands of an evil mad scientist like me Ha Ha Hahhh! I cant reveal any part of my plan because there are always those people out there who would try to be a hero. Christmas this year would not be any different than in the past, think of it under new management

Tell you friends (or feids) about this blog

Well Well Well, It has been a busy few days in the lab. However i still have not escaped the over excitement of Micheal Jackson's death. I mean this is too much, great people die every day and they don't get that much attention. all i have to do is mention i have tickets to his service and people would be attacking me. Every one is crying over him and wishing he was still alive but no one asks the cray blogger mad scientist to bring him back to life, do they! (it's really simple too). Well you don't want to know any more about him or any other over glorified celeb that's why you reading this blog. Unfortunately hits to this blog have been down lately, so I'd like someone to write to, if you know any one who may not hate this blog tell them to visit it. Tell you friends (or feids) about this blog.

I have been giving the universe some thought lately and i have come to one conclusion, theorist like Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein are wrong when it come to the theories about origins of the universe! I say this not because of their theories, but because they have no solid explanations. they are wrong because they have no answer that can be proven.

My Cousin

Well, since my last post i have mostly been developing new weapons systems like a rail gun and a voice activated missile launcher. you may be wondering were i get my money for these projects and the answer is in two parts. First of all i was born to a rich Lord in the dark Transylvanian forest, second i sell some of my inventions to extraterrestrials and to sinister organizations. If you wish to make a purchase leave a comment below. My wizard cousin unexpectedly dropped in my castle, as wizards always do. Every time he visits we always get into the age old argument about which is more powerful, magic or science. this always ends in very destructive demonstrations on the peasant village and we admit we are both evil and powerful.

Star Trek

Well, If you are reading this and you still haven't voted about me you only have 3 more days. I have been a very busy mad scientist lately, i think i got all the bugs out of my dooms day device so the last day should go off without a problem. Igor, my hunch-back assistant has been beginning some of his own experiments with fusion lately. I encourage my pets to excel in the scientific community, by doing their own experiments so they feel they have a purpose and i usually get the credit for it anyway. Even in the far reaches of the dark woods of Transylvania i have heard of the new Star Trek movie, now i haven't seen it yet but i do know one thing and that is the technology is very primitive compared to what i have been able to accomplish in by lab. Today we would be exploring the far reaches of the Galaxy if i wasn't crazy and shared my knowledge with the world. I do agree with on thing in Star Trek, for those who read this blog, "Live long and prosper." (until i activate my dooms day device!) ha ha ah.

Paper Work!

Well, I know i haven't posted in a long time but the lab work and the paper work you need to fill out just destroy the world is a bother. Sadly i can't seem to get a countdown that works so if you know of one leave a comment, ironic i can create a black hole generator but i can't create a simple countdown for its activation. Maybe i will let you know before i destroy the world, i'll give you plenty of notice, one or two hours should be plenty of time to prepare for death. The aliens finally went back to were they came from, though they told me they will be back for more onions.

The end is near!

Well, i haven't posted in a few days but you readers know what it is like being a scientist, well maybe you don't, but i am a mad scientist so that takes up even more time because i have to be evil, crazy and scientific! Well i have been working on a device so ingenious, so sinister so, evil and insane that only the strongest stoic Volkin will only scream at the thought of it.
I'm talking about a dooms day device! Yes you read it right yesterday i completed my black hole projector that will transform the earth and surrounding planets into a giant black hole! At this point you probably don't believe me or you are running to Church. Don't be too alarmed it will take some time before the machine gathers enough mass and energy to acutely detonate, i have placed a count down clock on the sidebar for your convenunce. I guess i will invent some sort of device to save myself, some of my creations and of course you followers.

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Well, no one has commented on the question i had about capitalizing my "I"s so i have decided a mad scientist is not a writer nor is he an English nut, i decided to not capitalize any "i"s. The aliens are still living in my basement and i don't think they are planing to leave any time soon. The first reason for this is what i told you about a few posts ago, they love Kool Aid and onions, their new found love of earth is a computer game they bought called Call of Duty 4. I often visit them to discus the mysteries of the universe by they are too busy playing COD 4 or watching YouTube videos, this all makes me realize these are the things our planet should be proud of, not going to the moon or curing diseases, but finding new ways to spend money to have fun or creating a way to watch some one do some thing stupid from the other side of the world. I am a mad scientist and i don't mean to put down science but no one really cares about science unless it leads to an entertaining invention.