Well well well

Well, well, well, i see no one has made successful contact with me on this blog, i grow impatient and you probably do not know what mad scientists do when they grow impatient, they begin work on a dooms day device, haa haa haah! well i told you last post that i had a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde experiment in progress, i works pretty much like it did in the book except i only turn into Dr. Jekyll when i drink the stuff and it only lasts about 20 minutes. i put some in my neighbors well and it wasn't long before he was terrorizing small children and not leaving tips! i gave some to my chickens and they started Hillary Clinton and Obama impersonations. I suppose you all are wondering if i have the classic Frankenstein project in my lab, well the truth is that i have made several attempts but one cadaver is ever good enough so i end up sewing 4 or 7 parts together and it does not work out well or even look good so i take it apart and try again. the storeys make it seem like putting life into the thing is the hard part but it isn't, now a days you just plug en in and download a basic life program and it's alive. The hard part is getting the body parts to fit together and getting that Frankenstein's monster personality just right. when an is some one reads this leave a comment and let me know what you think. and don't forget to check out my other blog: Common Cold Remedies.

again

well here is day two, i see no one left a comment and i guess no one even read the last post. I don't like to make threats but unless people start reading my blog, being a mad scientist, i will obliterate th universe in 458 months 24764 hours and 12 seconds!! well on a hppieer note to day i geneticly altered a mouses DNA and it should begin to develope goldfish scales. this breakthrough made my week but unfortunetly i do not belive it will have any efect on the course of the universe or perpetual motion. My pet ox ran in to the dark woods and i havent seen him yet. i hope crazy willy is not out of his cage.... he already ate three of my ells in my moat the last time he got out. that is all the new today tomarrow i may tell you about by Dr. Jekel and Mr. Hyde experimate.

First Day

Well, here i am i am Dr. Zamboni and i am beginning a blog about my life. Not so shore why i am but i hope a lot of people who read things like this does and becomes my followers. If you don't like science you may want to stop reading Right NOW or you can continue to read about my adventures. I am a mad scientist so i guess i do have adventures, like the time i invented that invisible crocodile. if you don't like me rambling like this leave a comment and if you can convince me to write about formulas and algorithms i will. BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE don't go away just yet read or click on something else on the page like my news reel, or become a fallower, i am lonely in this medieval castle in Transylvania. the last friend of mine was a ware wolf but he ran away the last time the full moon was out. I hope you enjoyed todays post so come back tomarrow to laugh, cry or scream with me, maybe i will even have a lab story for you.

this exciting blog is coming soon.

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