Kidnapped!

Well, Well, Well, I did it, I kidnapped Santa Clause! Just as I told you I would back in July. I did this for for two reasons: one, I Dr. Zamboni is a mad evil scientist, and I want to find out how he does what he does. That jolly old elf has been sliding down chimneys, entering people's homes, and traveling the entire globe in one night. He is obviously using some sort of advanced scientific device and I will find out what it is and use it to control the worlds population! Well don't you worry your stockings will get filled this year because I have decided not to cancel Christmas, if he refuses to reveal his secrets by the 25th I will Simply accompany him and observe his sneaky little secrets. Here is proof, a video of my henchman kidnapping Santa at his North Pole residence.

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Band

Well, i saw this on the Internet video place and i thought i should set the record straight. I did this about ten years ago except my robots played Slavic Polka and shot lasers out of their eyes. Sorry i didn't record them, they broke up before i got the chance.

Thanksgiving

Well, Well, Well, Thanksgiving is just around the corner. I know your surprised Mad Scientists celebrate Thanksgiving, especially when the country they live in doesn't even celebrate it. Well I know I am thankful for my evil intelligence, and I am thankful that I can create a henchman or lab tech whenever I want. I however, will have the biggest turkey for Thanksgiving because I have genetically modified it, oh just kidding all turkeys now are modified, what i really did to make it 189 lbs was I built a machine that can enlarge the molecules using microwaves. Well it is not exactly perfected yet, i went through quite a number of turkeys before I stopped burning them, the frequency has to be just right. The turkey grew so fast Igor didn't have time to get his head out of the machine after placing the turkey in there and in the process his face was implanted in to the growing turkey. I figured we can just eat around him. In the future i hope to post some of my technical drawings and manuscripts so you can try this stuff at home!

Scientist

Well, well, well, i have been thinking about the modern scientists and all of their ventures to do stuff like cure cancer and make new phones that are smarter than you, and i realized the difference between them and me is that i like to have fun and they want to help people and get credit for the next big thing that people "need". here is an example of one guy who has the potential to be a really great Mad Scientist.

I will Multiply

Well, Well, Well, This week I have been experimenting with genetic engineering and i have increased my own IQ by 38%. My clone babies will be the first super humans genetically altered. I guess they won't exactly be clones of me by other than increased intellect they will be the same mad scientist i am. There are a total of two of them now, one five and the other just stared developing a spine. I plan on producing one every five years so i will become my own lab staff and the crazy Dr. Zamboni will live on for ever! Muhaahaahahaaa!!
On a slightly less devious note I recently returned from the past in which i made Texas part of the United States. The alternate reality is complicated but lets just say Texas was ignoring UN sanctions.

Castle cooling

Well well well, i have been busy in the lab and on my perch creating and ploting. Sadly all evil, mad, scientists are neglected and we can get lonely. Don't worry or pity me because we like it this way, besides if we need a friend we can always create one! I know it sounds like i am contradicting myself but i am crazy and some times i carry out long arguments inside my head. Up here in Transylvania it does get rather hot in the summer time and everyone knows it is just about impossible to fit window units in the castle windows or install central air. The only way i can cool down is to spend time in my frozen cadaver cellar, so the next time you are hot or in your frozen cadaver cellar think of me.

X-mas is 5monts and 5days away

Well, Well, Well, if you remember back to my Easter post i told you about a giant destructo bunny i was planing to build, and then i later told you it would not work. Well i think i will kidnap Santa Clause this year! Don't worry Christmas will not be canceled i just want to do some experiments on him to find out how he does what he does. Perhaps little mined control won't hert either. Think about it, that man can go anywhere in the world in one night and sneak into every one's house without setting off the alarm! Now imagine that kind of power in the hands of an evil mad scientist like me Ha Ha Hahhh! I cant reveal any part of my plan because there are always those people out there who would try to be a hero. Christmas this year would not be any different than in the past, think of it under new management